I once took my children to a roller derby bout in Washington, D.C. The team and skater names were extremely creative and full of innuendo.
I recently reviewed the USPTO records for marks that feature “roller derby” in the description of goods and services. Here are some of my favorite finds for player and team names (click marks for USPTO records):
- VANNA WHITETRASH
- LUCILLE BRAWL
- BEYONSLAY
- JOAN OF DARK
- SCARE FORCE ONE
- OMG WTF
- BONNIE D. STROIR
- MAJORITY WHIPS
- WIN SOME, BRUISE SOME
- TRISH THE DISH
- IVANNA S. SPANKIN
- BABE RUTHLESS
- MOOSE ONDALUCE
- ANN R. KISSED
- MISS FORTUNE
- BURNETT DOWN
For more on the DC roller derby teams and skaters, see www.dcrollergirls.com.
